NEW YORK (CAP) - Lindsay Lohan, who has been ordered by the court to wear an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet, was spotted with an empty glass inside the Crobar Night Club. She had originally told friends that she hadn't had a drink in days.
"Woops, okay, umm, so I haven't had a drink in 10 or 15 minutes," said Lohan with a blush. "That's still pretty good, right? And I haven't had sex in ... well, I'm not having sex now. I don't think."
In her first interview with CAP News since she admitted to doing drug addicts, the 23-year-old actress blew a .13 and then proceeded to come clean about all things Lohan.
On joining AA: "Actually, I joined AAA; the tabloids got it wrong. You've seen the way I drive; I figured it was about time."
On rumors that she's pregnant: "With all the sex I have, you'd think the odds are pretty good. But all that throwing up I do is intentional, it's not morning sickness."
On appearing in two upcoming horror films: "As long as I get to be chased around in lingerie like Paris in House Of Wax. I think at this point in my career, my boobs deserve some attention, too."
Lohan said she'd like to make headlines for her movie roles, although she did enjoy the success of her summer "Prison Pinup" tour. She said one of her longstanding goals is to have her poster "hanging above the bed of every teenage boy in America."
She then said something about "resetting the clock", grabbed a shot from the bar, and stumbled off into the crowd on the arm of a European-looking guy with black hair, a five o'clock shadow, and a Rayon shirt - ankle bracelet be damned.
- CAP News Staff