BROOKLYN (CAP) - Attendees at Alexander Wang's New York Fashion Week after-party are still buzzing today after a shirtless 12-year-old boy crashed the star-studded event and begin twerking with guests. But what started as shock and humor quickly turned to pity.
"He kept saying he was Miley Cyrus and that he was invited to the party," said Kendall Jenner. "At first it was really funny, this kid pretending to be her, but then it got kind of weird and sad, like in a psycho stalker kind of way."
While nobody recalled seeing the boy arrive at the party, everyone confirmed that he was topless except for ice cream cone-shaped pasties on his nipples. Police eventually had to be called to forcibly remove the boy.
"Paparazzi plus a topless 12-year-old boy grinding up against your crotch can't be good for your image," said singer Miguel. "He did have the whole Miley tongue thing going on pretty good, though. Wait, don't print that."
A few celebrities in attendance did wonder out loud if perhaps the boy was indeed Miley Cyrus since the two have "pretty much the same physique." However, most agreed that the boy was "a lot more butch" then anyone remembered Miley being.
"Although, when he started humping that police officer's leg, we were all like, oh snap! That is so Miley!" said Beyonce. "If we all weren't so drunk and high, we probably would have posted his bail and invited him back."
Host Alexander Wang was reportedly upset, not because the boy crashed his party, but because he shared a kiss with him, thinking he was Miley. Sources close to Wang said the fashion designer wasn't sure if he would have been able to tell the difference anyway.
"I cannot believe I was duped by a prepubescent boy, especially after that Justin Bieber incident," said Wang. "I feel very dirty now, and maybe ... maybe a little bit tingly."
When CAP News placed a call to Miley for comment, she was unavailable and we could only speak with her father who responded, "Hoo doggy! That sounds like my Miley." He then started asking very detailed questions about the size and type of the party crasher's pasties and the size and type of his gyrations.
We then got uncomfortable and hung up before he could ask about the size and type of anything else.
- CAP News Staff