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LONDON (CAP) - Now that the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton is over, attendees of the event have begun to come forward with insight from behind the scenes of the wedding which broke internet records for live streaming.
CAP News reporters secured an exclusive interview, on the condition of anonymity, with a young woman who has been confirmed to have served as an attendant to Kate before she left for Westminster Abbey. The woman says that Kate was no different from many other brides in that she did experience a brief moment of cold feet.
"Someone sent her a picture of David Beckham arriving at Westminster Abbey," said the source. "And, well, he looked particularly delicious in his tuxedo. Really, it would make anyone think twice."
The source further said that Kate saw the picture and reported feeling dizzy. Middleton then grasped her sister Pippa's hand and said, "Oh my God, what am I doing?"
"She started to freak out about William," the source continued. "She was carrying on about how he was going bald and how he has that really long nose. Then she made a comment about his big teeth and yelled that she was marrying a man who looked like a horse," the source added. "She said something about how cute he used to be, back when they were in college, but that he's not aging well.
"Then she looked again at the picture of David Beckham and started to cry," the source added. "She just kept looking at Becks and saying, Look at him! He's perfect."
According to the source, that's when Pippa pointed out that Beckham is already married and that seemed to help Kate regain her composure. The source said Pippa did what any Maid of Honor would do: she held her sister's hand and reminded her that "once you have children, you'll be less of a catch yourself, you know, with the stretch marks and leftover baby weight and whatnot."
She told Kate that she was as beautiful as she was ever going to be, so she "might as well bag Wills while [she] could."
"It really was a touching moment between the sisters," the source noted.
Reports that Prince William also had a moment of uncertainty have been confirmed as lip readers worked to decode the many whispers among the royals during the ceremony. At one point, the groom was seen leaning over and saying something undistinguishable to his brother and Best Man, Prince Harry.
Lip readers confirm that Harry replied back to William, "Dude, she's hot." Prince William then nodded, said, "Right," and took his place to begin the nuptials.
Sources behind the scenes at Buckingham Palace, where the reception was held, remain tight-lipped about the evening's festivities, although word has it that in the days leading up to the wedding, Kate Middleton sat down with Prince Harry and told him he was not to hook up with her sister, despite Harry's argument that the Best Man hooking up with the Maid of Honor is "a really awesome tradition."
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