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HOLLYWOOD (CAP) - The National Association for Screen Actors and Writers (NASAW) today issued a cease and desist order to actor Seth Rogen, requesting that he tone down his all-out assault on the motion picture industry.
"Every five minutes Seth Rogen pops up in another movie," said NASAW co-chairperson Linda Scoletti. "All we're asking is that he back off, just a little, on the off chance that someone might want to go to a movie and not see him.
"I mean seriously, he is in every freaking movie that comes out," Scoletti added. "It's too much."
In addition to his roles in the movies Monsters vs Aliens and Observe and Report, both currently showing in theaters nationwide, Rogen is slated to star in 74 movies due out in the next 15 months.
"The thing with Seth is that he plays the exact same character in every movie," said noted film critic Robert Folger. "So everytime you see him in a movie, you're saying to yourself, Haven't I seen this before? This is the same as the last one."
Rogen's upcoming projects include The Green Hornet, about a slovenly, sarcastic stoner who for some reason becomes a super hero; Justin Takes A Dump, about a slovenly, sarcastic stoner who has a bowel movement; Bitch Tits, about a slovenly, sarcastic stoner who has breasts like a woman; and Five O'Clock Shadow, about a slovenly, sarcastic stoner who for some reason can't ever be clean shaven.
"Seth Rogen is a delight," said Rogen's manager Morris Williams. "America cannot get enough of his razor-sharp wit and his boy-next-door looks. In fact, a lot of what you see on screen in his movies is not scripted, because Seth is often too stoned to memorize his lines, so he just makes it up as he goes. People love that!
"Seth has absolutely no plans to slow down," added Williams. "He's on a roll, and if there's one thing no one should attempt to do, it's to stop a fat guy when he's on a roll. He also loves eating rolls, incidentally."
Among Rogen's detractors is writer/actor/director/pedophile Woody Allen, who told CAP News that Rogen's entire persona is a direct ripoff of his own nebbishy, insecure, neurotic Jewish guy persona. Allen said if not for him, Rogen "would be serving kugel in a deli in Vancouver right now."
Ironically, one of Rogen's 2010 releases is called Kugel In Vancouver.
Reached for comment in his Los Angeles loft, Rogen stated, "Are you serious? You took me away from my bag of Doritos for this? You blow."
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