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Olsen Twins Launch Celebrity 911 Service
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Olsen Twins Launch Celebrity 911 Service

SHERMAN OAKS, Calif. (CAP) - Hollywood twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are putting the finishing touches on a $2 million plan that would bring enhanced 911 services to their fellow celebrities. The pair reportedly will run the operation out of the attic of their parents' house.

"Back when Ashley and I ran the Olsen And Olsen Detective Agency, we helped a lot of people and solved a lot of mysteries," said Mary-Kate. "And now that I've got that whole eating thing out of the way, we're ready to help our friends."

"Yeah!" chimed in Ashley.

The Olsens' decision to supplement existing emergency services comes at a time when many younger Hollywood stars are finding it difficult to get out of their own way. After the recent untimely death of actor Heath Ledger, the starlets said they felt it was high time to put the plan into play.

"When our good friend Heath's masseuse called to tell us she found him unconscious on the floor of his bedroom, she had to dial 10 numbers to reach us," said Mary-Kate.

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"Plus one for long distance," chimed in Ashley.

"Right, 11 numbers," noted Mary-Kate. "Had she been able to reach us with just three numbers, our security guard Chaz would have been there that much sooner."

And while they do plan to offer the localized 911 service to all A-list and many B-list celebs, they're expressing concern that demand may quickly exceed capacity, especially for troubled stars like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

"And Britney Spears," chimed in Ashley.

"Yeah, we may have to install a separate phone line just to handle calls from her," added Mary-Kate.

Even though the Olsen And Olsen Emergency Agency has yet to go live, the duo is already planning a line of fashion and fashion accessories to help raise awareness of the plight of the celebrity. Mary-Kate and Ashley's "Paparazzi Hoodies" go on sale early next month.


- CAP News Staff

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