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LOS ANGELES (CAP) - After saying she wanted to accompany Hillary Clinton to Iraq to entertain U.S. troops as part of her aspiration to be a "sex kitten" and "pinup," actress Lindsay Lohan is expanding her sights to bring titilation to other groups of lonely, high-strung men.
Lohan plans to follow up her trip to Baghdad with a tour of U.S. prisons singing songs from her recent CD "A Little More Personal (Raw)" while dancing in a cage. She then hopes to travel to several clergy conventions with a one-temptress show reprising her early roles in "Freaky Friday" and "The Parent Trap."
The 20-year-old wild child began articulating her visions of mass philanthropy on the set of her current movie "Georgia Rule" by saying: "I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did... It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."
"I am so proud of her wanting to give back like that," said Lohan's mother/madam, Dina Lohan. "It's such an expression of love and compassion from her - even if it is only the previous night's liquor talking."
When asked how her recent bouts of "heat exhaustion" might affect her Middle East travel plans, Lohan initially dismissed the concerns.
"Oh, that just comes and goes every once in a while," she said. "Mostly when it's hot, and when I don't go to sleep for a few days at a time, and when I drink a lot, and don't eat enough, or eat anything at all, which is pretty much all the time, I guess."
Lohan then staggered back to her trailer and passed out, shutting down production on "Georgia Rule" for another two days.
While the junior New York senator could not be reached for comment on Lohan's plans to join her on the road, someone at her Westchester residence describing himself a "sort of related to Hillary in a cordial, if not all that affectionate, way," said of Lohan:
"That girl is most certainly invited and will be welcomed in the lap of luxury the entire trip."
The man then giggled uncotrollably and abruptly hung up the phone.