SJC To Hear Challenge To Affordable Beer Act
Vice President Joe Biden said he doesn't usually care all that much about Supreme Court proceedings but plans to follow this case as much as his attention allows.
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Massachusetts Issues Lizza D Warning
The warning caught residents off guard who just finished digging out from 17 feet of snow.
NY Mayor de Blasio Enlists Tom Selleck To Quell Turmoil
Chief William Bratton said he doesn't feel slighted because he's happy to have a scapegoat.
Nude Calendar Of Ugly People Sells Like Hotcakes
For a behind the scenes look at all that jiggling flesh and wrinkled booty, order yours now!
Wesleyan University Mandates Coed Restrooms By 2017
Facilities will also install dual toilet paper holders in every stall for both over/under.
Cities Unsure How To Handle Public Service Graffiti
Officials are surprised today's youth can stop texting long enough to spray paint anything.
IRS "Didn't Know" Agent Retired In 2003
Some think they vaguely recall a party from back then but can't remember what it was for.
Texas To Execute 15 For Charity
Gov. Perry denies that he intends to televise the event as part of a new Fox reality show.
ACLU Pushes To Rename Hashtags As 'Pound Signs'
The support group Ampersands Anonymous has endorsed the move to minimize errant labeling.
Supreme Court To Vote On Civil Rights For Wiggers
The history of the wigger civil rights movement dates back to the mid-'80s and Vanilla Ice.
'Coffee Pots For The Poor' Program Goes Belly Up
Anti-Zombie Groups Fight Pitchfork Control Legislation
Boy, 5, Tasered After Fashioning Hand Into Gun
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- NRA: It Is Time To Arm Our Guns
- Mormons Hope Accepting Gays Makes Them Fabulous
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