Tuesday | September 16, 2014
USPS Secures Contract To Deliver Email
The new deal includes all major email clients except for Lotus Notes, which just about everyone agrees is "the worst piece of software in the history of software."
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Scientists Unearth Largest Upagus Ever To Roam Land
Scholars have launched a "Follow That Upagus!" campaign to help increase public awareness.
Jay Carney Wants To Connect On LinkedIn
Soon everyone in America will play a bit part in the new game, "Six Degrees Of Jay Carney."
Apple Reveals iPhone With 15.6" Viewable Screen
The biggest challenge may be snapping on a case, which takes three people with a crowbar.
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New Report Says Report Needed About Seatbelt Use
Pundits say the new report indicates the government is serious about reporting on safety.
Google Building Live-Action Minecraft On Barge In Bay
However, rumors that they built a giant catapult to launch birds across the Bay are untrue.
Nokia Introduces New Lumia S7 Smart Pinky Ring
The device comes complete with its own small wooden stylus which can double as a toothpick.
Facebook Admits Breach Showed All Our Boring Crap
And with Facebook Graph Search, users can compare their friends' boring crap to their own.
Internet Meme 'Cray Cray' To Add Third Cray
An online ad campaign features Buckwheat holding up his finger and thumb, saying "O-Cray!"
Twitter Music Service To Feature Only The Chorus
Twitter also plans to add movie streaming, which consists of user-generated animated gif's.
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