Saturday | October 25, 2014
Apple: 'Crappy Child Labor' To Blame For iPhone Woes
The company plans to file a lawsuit against the child labor union, alleging that the kids are more interested in playing with the iPhones than in building them.
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USPS Secures Contract To Deliver Email
The deal covers all major email clients except Lotus Notes, which everyone agrees is junk.
Scientists Unearth Largest Upagus Ever To Roam Land
Scholars have launched a "Follow That Upagus!" campaign to help increase public awareness.
Jay Carney Wants To Connect On LinkedIn
Soon everyone in America will play a bit part in the new game, "Six Degrees Of Jay Carney."
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Apple Reveals iPhone With 15.6" Viewable Screen
The biggest challenge may be snapping on a case, which takes three people with a crowbar.
New Report Says Report Needed About Seatbelt Use
Pundits say the new report indicates the government is serious about reporting on safety.
Google Building Live-Action Minecraft On Barge In Bay
However, rumors that they built a giant catapult to launch birds across the Bay are untrue.
Nokia Introduces New Lumia S7 Smart Pinky Ring
The device comes complete with its own small wooden stylus which can double as a toothpick.
Internet Meme 'Cray Cray' To Add Third Cray
An online ad campaign features Buckwheat holding up his finger and thumb, saying "O-Cray!"
Twitter Music Service To Feature Only The Chorus
Twitter also plans to add movie streaming, which consists of user-generated animated gif's.
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