Thursday | September 3, 2015
Patriots Accused Of Using Nerf Footballs Against Colts
NFL officials claim New England may have played the entire third quarter with the Nerf Vortex Aero Howler that has a special hand grip and whistles through the air.
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NFL Apologizes For Missed Call During 2008 Game
Film shows the official tried to throw his flag but was unable to release it from his belt.
Hundreds Of Dismayed Oakland Raiders Fans Wander Off
QB Derek Carr said he would help find them, but first he should try to find his receivers.
NFL Player Caught On Film Hitting Every Button In Elevator
While the issue is under investigation, players are strongly encouraged to take the stairs.
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NFL Reduces League Tolerance Of Bullying By Over 17%
League efforts are focused on the tolerance of bullying, but not the actual bullying itself.
World Foosball Cup Comes To Poland Amid Controversy
It's being touted as a scalper's paradise and just the shot in the arm that Poland needs.
NHL To Allow Brass Knuckles During Fights
Officials hope to rejuvenate a league plagued by sagging attendance and predictable fights.
NFL To Limit Post-Game Locker Room Wedgies
However, the league has yet to rule on players snapping wet towels at each other's asses.
Redskins Change Name To Washington Honkeys
They had to back down from Washington Crackers after protests from the snack food industry.
Morphine Scandal Rocks Vintage Base Ball Team
A couple players also had been suspended for fighting with Revolutionary War re-enactors.
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Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis now refuses to offer marriage licenses to straight couples, saying after three divorces she just doesn't believe in marriage at all anymore «» Restaurant Mascots Association reports Jared Fogle no longer invited to summer outing, announces Grimace will bring the potato salad instead «» State Department investigation finds Hillary Clinton did email secret family recipes from her server, but either withheld or encrypted key ingredients «» Donald Trump is slamming White House plans to curb opioid addiction, saying it unfairly targets him and his supporters «» Restaurant Mascots Association reports Jared Fogle no longer invited to summer outing, announces Grimace will bring the potato salad instead «» State Department investigation finds Hillary Clinton did email secret family recipes from her server, but either withheld or encrypted key ingredients «» New survey finds most parents of young adult terrorists long for the days when kids were more apathetic and just played video games «»