Tuesday | January 27, 2015
Obama To Guest Host Episode Of Barefoot Contessa
Producers are contemplating having the president cook only microwave-safe meals as the Secret Service has issued warnings about Obama being near any open flames.
TOP showbiz STORIES
Newest HBO Series To Feature Swearing, Breasts
Executives say the show will break new ground in the realm of swearing and women's breasts.
Photos Of Celebrities Eating Leaked Online
Experts say it's tough to tell if a photo of a celebrity eating is real or Photoshopped.
Kanye West Performs In Cemetery, Demands Dead Rise
He also knocked over all the gravestones so the corpses would have nothing to lean against.
showbiz BRIEFS
12-Year-Old Boy With No Shirt Crashes Celebrity Gala
Host Alexander Wang said he didn't invite the boy, adding "this is New York, not Thailand."
Teens Choose Alcohol, Unprotected Sex In New 'Choice Awards'
Some parents expressed surprise at the results, saying their teens only make good choices.
Mark Hamill Stubs Toe, Delays Star Wars Filming
Hamill said the injury reminds him of the time he lost his hand while fighting his father.
Video Surfaces Showing Justin Bieber Using Three-Syllable Word
In the video, Bieber also sets a personal best by going 20 seconds without any racial slurs.
Justin Bieber Saves Little Kitten Stuck In Tree
Some think he put the cat up there himself so he could save it to garner some good press.
Britney Spears Concedes White Trash Title To Miley
Although she hasn't shaved her head yet, Miley's hair does continue to become more butch.
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Boston judge pardons Mark Wahlberg for 1991 incident in which he attempted to impersonate a singer by releasing "Good Vibrations" «» The X-Files returning to Fox with all-new characters E-Cigarette Man, Dentures Man, and Edward Snowden as leader of the reconstituted Lone Gunmen «» AC-DC accepts invite to play Coachella 2015, requests to be off stage by 7pm before they become "cranky and irritable" from being up too late «» CBS airs pilot of new mini-series "Little Immigrant On The Prairie" instead of Obama speech, wins ratings for night «» CBS cancels new Bill Cosby show, "Women Make The Darnedest Allegations" «» Patriots caught trying to sneak snow-making machine into University of Phoenix Stadium for competitive advantage during Super Bowl «» President Obama concludes trip through Midwest to explain salient points from State Of The Union for that part of the country that only reads at a third grade level «» Body of deceased Saudi King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz to be placed in high pressure kiln and turned into limited edition collectible crude oil «» US Capitol janitor confirms he did have to wake a sleeping Joe Biden from his seat behind the podium while cleaning up hours after the State Of The Union «» NFL says if Patriots had deflated footballs, their punt would have wedged in Josh Cribbs' facemask, not bounced off of it «»