Monday | November 24, 2014
Photos Of Celebrities Eating Leaked Online
Celebrities are repudiating the leak, noting that it's often impossible to tell the difference between a real photo of a celebrity eating and a Photoshopped one.
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Kanye West Performs In Cemetery, Demands Dead Rise
He also knocked over all the gravestones so the corpses would have nothing to lean against.
12-Year-Old Boy With No Shirt Crashes Celebrity Gala
Host Alexander Wang said he didn't invite the boy, adding "this is New York, not Thailand."
Teens Choose Alcohol, Unprotected Sex In New 'Choice Awards'
Some parents expressed surprise at the results, saying their teens only make good choices.
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Mark Hamill Stubs Toe, Delays Star Wars Filming
Hamill said the injury reminds him of the time he lost his hand while fighting his father.
Video Surfaces Showing Justin Bieber Using Three-Syllable Word
In the video, Bieber also sets a personal best by going 20 seconds without any racial slurs.
Justin Bieber Saves Little Kitten Stuck In Tree
Some think he put the cat up there himself so he could save it to garner some good press.
Britney Spears Concedes White Trash Title To Miley
Although she hasn't shaved her head yet, Miley's hair does continue to become more butch.
Paula Deen Makes Amends With New Fried Chix Dish
Deen says she may even provide a living wage to the black migrant workers who till her farm.
Lindsay Lohan To Play Amanda Bynes In Biopic
Filming gets underway as soon as Amanda's parents take all the money being thrown at them.
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CBS airs pilot of new mini-series "Little Immigrant On The Prairie" instead of Obama speech, wins ratings for night «» CBS cancels new Bill Cosby show, "Women Make The Darnedest Allegations" «» More Americans feeling compelled to visit relatives over Thanksgiving break due to falling gas prices, wish gas stayed above $3 per gallon just until the holidays were over «» NBC airs video of two dogs humping instead of Obama speech, asks viewers to pick which one represents legal American citizens «» ABC airs rerun of old Reagan speech instead of Obama address, panics nation into thinking Russia is going to bomb the U.S. «» Alternative taxi service Uber comes under fire for not disinfecting back seats after a different kind of "ride sharing" «» Conair ships 20,000 hairdryers to Buffalo so residents can begin melting their way out while still maintaining fabulous hair «» Pope Francis gives America nine months to "clean up your gays" ahead of his visit next fall «» Detroit celebrates exiting bankruptcy with subprime mortgages for the first 10,000 unqualified homebuyers who can falsify a loan application in under 60 seconds «» Quarterback Peyton Manning asks to join Detroit Lions "just for this week" so he can try one more time to beat the Patriots «»