Tuesday | April 28, 2015
Todd Bridges Takes 'Willis Monologues' To Broadway
The show garnered critical acclaim during early off-Broadway performances at such locations as bars, retirement homes and mall food courts where Bridges was loved.
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Actor Reginald VelJohnson Still Wearing Cop Uniform
The former television star can be seen wandering the streets still pretending to be a cop.
Obama To Guest Host Episode Of Barefoot Contessa
Producers may have the president cook only microwave-safe meals or maybe some mac-n-cheese.
Newest HBO Series To Feature Swearing, Breasts
Executives say the show will break new ground in the realm of swearing and women's breasts.
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Photos Of Celebrities Eating Leaked Online
Experts say it's tough to tell if a photo of a celebrity eating is real or Photoshopped.
Kanye West Performs In Cemetery, Demands Dead Rise
He also knocked over all the gravestones so the corpses would have nothing to lean against.
12-Year-Old Boy With No Shirt Crashes Celebrity Gala
Host Alexander Wang said he didn't invite the boy, adding "this is New York, not Thailand."
Teens Choose Alcohol, Unprotected Sex In New 'Choice Awards'
Some parents expressed surprise at the results, saying their teens only make good choices.
Mark Hamill Stubs Toe, Delays Star Wars Filming
Hamill said the injury reminds him of the time he lost his hand while fighting his father.
Video Surfaces Showing Justin Bieber Using Three-Syllable Word
In the video, Bieber also sets a personal best by going 20 seconds without any racial slurs.
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