Monday | December 22, 2014
Obama To Guest Host Episode Of Barefoot Contessa
Producers are contemplating having the president cook only microwave-safe meals as the Secret Service has issued warnings about Obama being near any open flames.
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Newest HBO Series To Feature Swearing, Breasts
Executives say the show will break new ground in the realm of swearing and women's breasts.
Photos Of Celebrities Eating Leaked Online
Experts say it's tough to tell if a photo of a celebrity eating is real or Photoshopped.
Kanye West Performs In Cemetery, Demands Dead Rise
He also knocked over all the gravestones so the corpses would have nothing to lean against.
showbiz BRIEFS
12-Year-Old Boy With No Shirt Crashes Celebrity Gala
Host Alexander Wang said he didn't invite the boy, adding "this is New York, not Thailand."
Teens Choose Alcohol, Unprotected Sex In New 'Choice Awards'
Some parents expressed surprise at the results, saying their teens only make good choices.
Mark Hamill Stubs Toe, Delays Star Wars Filming
Hamill said the injury reminds him of the time he lost his hand while fighting his father.
Video Surfaces Showing Justin Bieber Using Three-Syllable Word
In the video, Bieber also sets a personal best by going 20 seconds without any racial slurs.
Justin Bieber Saves Little Kitten Stuck In Tree
Some think he put the cat up there himself so he could save it to garner some good press.
Britney Spears Concedes White Trash Title To Miley
Although she hasn't shaved her head yet, Miley's hair does continue to become more butch.
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Disney cancels release of 'Into The Woods' after American witches threaten to cast a spell on moviegoers and turn them all into newts «» CBS airs pilot of new mini-series "Little Immigrant On The Prairie" instead of Obama speech, wins ratings for night «» CBS cancels new Bill Cosby show, "Women Make The Darnedest Allegations" «» North Pole mainframe hacked and Kim Jong-un's name moved to 'Good' list; North Korea denies responsibility «» The National Association for the Advancement of Colored Double Amputees launches nationwide protests against police brutality of unarmed black men «» NHL puts rest of season on hiatus due to widespread case of the sniffles, says rinks are "too chilly for these princesses" «» Congress asks Santa Claus for 2015 budget for Christmas, or collectible Hess trucks and some ribbon candy if that's more practical «» Senate Intelligence Committee releases another scathing report detailing how President George W. Bush used to cheat at Parcheesi during White House Friday night game nights «» CIA sends 200 agents to UDC Community College for waterboarding refresher course to prepare for up and coming international terrorist groups «» New report finds 95% of lemon-flavored candy tastes like Pledge. Another report finds that a surprising number of people have tasted Pledge. «»
Disney cancels release of 'Into The Woods' after American witches threaten to cast a spell on moviegoers and turn them all into newts «» CBS airs pilot of new mini-series "Little Immigrant On The Prairie" instead of Obama speech, wins ratings for night «» CBS cancels new Bill Cosby show, "Women Make The Darnedest Allegations" «» North Pole mainframe hacked and Kim Jong-un's name moved to 'Good' list; North Korea denies responsibility «» The National Association for the Advancement of Colored Double Amputees launches nationwide protests against police brutality of unarmed black men «» NHL puts rest of season on hiatus due to widespread case of the sniffles, says rinks are "too chilly for these princesses" «» Congress asks Santa Claus for 2015 budget for Christmas, or collectible Hess trucks and some ribbon candy if that's more practical «» Senate Intelligence Committee releases another scathing report detailing how President George W. Bush used to cheat at Parcheesi during White House Friday night game nights «» CIA sends 200 agents to UDC Community College for waterboarding refresher course to prepare for up and coming international terrorist groups «» New report finds 95% of lemon-flavored candy tastes like Pledge. Another report finds that a surprising number of people have tasted Pledge. «»