Monday | September 22, 2014
Joe Biden Pushes For More School Funding For 'Retards'
Critics attacked Biden's choice of vocabulary, noting that retards are now called sped kids, although they do still ride the short bus and sometimes wear helmets.
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Rick Perry Indicted For Abuse Of Social Media
Perry said he can still count all of his indictments on one hand so he's not too worried.
Palin, Brown Announce 2015 Presidential Bid
The two are trying to gain ground in a GOP party that has dumped them like unwanted dogs.
VA Summer Outing Serves Up Burgers, Apologies
For the 150 or so veterans who came to the gathering, it really did make things all better.
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Biden Swaps More Prisoners For Fifth Of Scotch, Some Smokes
Officials say Biden was tough in the negotiations, steadfastly refusing to pay import taxes.
Obama Strikes Pizza From 2015 Budget
Many Democrats feel Obama had already conceded to the GOP by eliminating multiple toppings.
Christie Used Hurricane Funds To Host Furry Parties
Christie denies the allegations, saying he actually spent the money on hookers and booze.
Senate Takes Up Legislation Affirming What A Fox Says
Once this dilemma is resolved, lawmakers hope to identify the sound of one hand clapping.
Obama Okays Landscapers To Clean Up His Dogs' Crap
Sentiments run strong over the proper way to scoop the poop without damaging the West Lawn.
Gov. Chris Christie Bans 'Weight Reduction Therapy'
Pundits accuse him of catering to the fat vote ahead of a possible 2016 presidential run.
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