VA Summer Outing Serves Up Burgers, Apologies
Thousands of veterans from all over were invited so the Department of Veterans Affairs could show their appreciation and let them know they weren't forgotten.
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Biden Swaps More Prisoners For Fifth Of Scotch, Some Smokes
Officials say Biden was tough in the negotiations, steadfastly refusing to pay import taxes.
Christie Used Hurricane Funds To Host Furry Parties
Christie denies the allegations, saying he actually spent the money on hookers and booze.
Boehner To Feed, Clothe All Affected By Govt Shutdown
Boehner said to pretend like we're back in college, living off Ramen noodles for a while.
Joe Biden Uses Shutdown To Work On Tennis Swing
Joe has issued a "Shutdown Challenge" to impacted Americans to take up a new sport or hobby.
Senate Takes Up Legislation Affirming What A Fox Says
Once this dilemma is resolved, lawmakers hope to identify the sound of one hand clapping.
Obama Okays Landscapers To Clean Up His Dogs' Crap
Sentiments run strong over the proper way to scoop the poop without damaging the West Lawn.
Gov. Chris Christie Bans 'Weight Reduction Therapy'
Pundits accuse him of catering to the fat vote ahead of a possible 2016 presidential run.
Obama Plan Increases Brain Usage Among Teenagers
Critics say teenagers are a lost cause and Obama should focus his efforts on younger kids.
Obama Pushes For "Taco Tuesdays" During Day Trips
In honor of the president's designation, Taco Bell is featuring the new Benghazi Burrito.
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