Saturday | September 5, 2015
Obama To Take Scalpels, Sharp Objects Away From Doctors
The president noted that the days of doctors amputating the wrong limbs are over as everyone gets to keep all of their appendages under his new healthcare tactic.
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Study: Axe Spray Makes Teenagers Smell Like Crap
And of those who smell like crap, a large percentage were found to smell like total crap.
TV Watching At All-Time Low Among Homeless Children
Homeless children also lag behind their sheltered counterparts in other areas like bathing.
Kids Not Told To Sit Down, Shut Up Nearly Enough, Study Finds
The study attempts to ameliorate the negative stereotypes associated with angry parenting.
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Study Links Living To Higher Risk Of Death
The study did not factor in any qualifications of life such as having in-laws or children.
Scientists Hatch New Breed Of Neon Yellow Lice
Researchers hope to remove the stigma attached to having lice by introducing cool colors.
Congressional Report Notes Old People Continue Dying
The report cites irreversible effects of the aging process as a main contributing factor.
Just Wearing Gym Clothes Not The Same As Exercising
A new study found that dressing for a workout provides the same benefit as talking about it.
Gluten Supporters To Rally For More Gluten
Chef The Gluten Gourmet is donating proceeds from his annual gluten telethon to the cause.
Calorie Guides Create Race Of Guilt-Ridden Fat People
Many obese use online calorie guides because unlike books, the pages don't stick together.
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Los Angeles institutes Shower Shaming, asking residents to rat each other out if anyone wastes water and bathes more than once per week «» President Obama visits Alaska, vows to reunite cast of 'Northern Exposure' for show's 20th anniversary «» Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis now refuses to offer marriage licenses to straight couples, saying after three divorces she just doesn't believe in marriage at all anymore «» Restaurant Mascots Association reports Jared Fogle no longer invited to summer outing, announces Grimace will bring the potato salad instead «» State Department investigation finds Hillary Clinton did email secret family recipes from her server, but either withheld or encrypted key ingredients «» Donald Trump is slamming White House plans to curb opioid addiction, saying it unfairly targets him and his supporters «» Restaurant Mascots Association reports Jared Fogle no longer invited to summer outing, announces Grimace will bring the potato salad instead «» State Department investigation finds Hillary Clinton did email secret family recipes from her server, but either withheld or encrypted key ingredients «» New survey finds most parents of young adult terrorists long for the days when kids were more apathetic and just played video games «»