Thursday | August 28, 2014
ALS Association Holds Fundraiser For Sno-Cone Makers Union
With a massive ice shortage in full swing, ALSA officials say they may have to instead try the dry ice bucket challenge or the packing peanuts bucket challenge.
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Study Links Living To Higher Risk Of Death
The study did not factor in any qualifications of life such as having in-laws or children.
Scientists Hatch New Breed Of Neon Yellow Lice
Researchers hope to remove the stigma attached to having lice by introducing cool colors.
Congressional Report Notes Old People Continue Dying
The report cites irreversible effects of the aging process as a main contributing factor.
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Just Wearing Gym Clothes Not The Same As Exercising
A new study found that dressing for a workout provides the same benefit as talking about it.
Gluten Supporters To Rally For More Gluten
Chef The Gluten Gourmet is donating proceeds from his annual gluten telethon to the cause.
Calorie Guides Create Race Of Guilt-Ridden Fat People
Many obese use online calorie guides because unlike books, the pages don't stick together.
Men's Shorter Lifespan Attributed To Just Giving Up
While a man cave can buy men a little extra time, trying to outlive women is a lost cause.
Judge Lifts Limits On 'Morning After' Lollipop
The lollipop marks a new trend in designer contraception toward more fashionable abortions.
Traditional Southern Diet, Fat Asses May Be Linked
Researchers say the proof is in the pudding - or, was, until respondents ate the pudding.
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