Over 100,000 New Year's Resolutions Broken This Week
That's is on top of the nearly half a million resolutions that were broken during the last month, making this year a record-setting one for resolution breaking.
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Glass Of Red Wine Helps Women Ward Off Asshats
The study found even cheap red wine contains enough sophistication to stave off most men.
TV Watching At All-Time Low Among Homeless Children
Homeless children also lag behind their sheltered counterparts in other areas like bathing.
Kids Not Told To Sit Down, Shut Up Nearly Enough, Study Finds
The study attempts to ameliorate the negative stereotypes associated with angry parenting.
Study Links Living To Higher Risk Of Death
The study did not factor in any qualifications of life such as having in-laws or children.
Scientists Hatch New Breed Of Neon Yellow Lice
Researchers hope to remove the stigma attached to having lice by introducing cool colors.
Congressional Report Notes Old People Continue Dying
The report cites irreversible effects of the aging process as a main contributing factor.
Just Wearing Gym Clothes Not The Same As Exercising
A new study found that dressing for a workout provides the same benefit as talking about it.
Gluten Supporters To Rally For More Gluten
Chef The Gluten Gourmet is donating proceeds from his annual gluten telethon to the cause.
Calorie Guides Create Race Of Guilt-Ridden Fat People
Many obese use online calorie guides because unlike books, the pages don't stick together.
Men's Shorter Lifespan Attributed To Just Giving Up
Judge Lifts Limits On 'Morning After' Lollipop
Traditional Southern Diet, Fat Asses May Be Linked
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- Thumbless Sue Kraft Inc. Over Mac & Cheese Boxes
- Doctors Advise Against Swing Sets, Back Yards
- Insurers Introduce 'Slut Advantage' Health Plan
- Major Hospitals To Offer Porn-Free Surgical Units
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