TV Watching At All-Time Low Among Homeless Children
The study also found homeless kids lagging behind their sheltered counterparts in other areas like bathing, changing underwear, and complaining about stupid shit.
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Nation Fondly Recalls Simpler Swine Flu Days
A new series of CDC nostalgia videos help people reminisce and take their minds off Ebola.
Kids Not Told To Sit Down, Shut Up Nearly Enough, Study Finds
The study attempts to ameliorate the negative stereotypes associated with angry parenting.
ALS Association Holds Fundraiser For Sno-Cone Makers Union
A massive shortage of ice is wreaking havoc on many ice-centric businesses and industries.
Study Links Living To Higher Risk Of Death
The study did not factor in any qualifications of life such as having in-laws or children.
Scientists Hatch New Breed Of Neon Yellow Lice
Researchers hope to remove the stigma attached to having lice by introducing cool colors.
Congressional Report Notes Old People Continue Dying
The report cites irreversible effects of the aging process as a main contributing factor.
Just Wearing Gym Clothes Not The Same As Exercising
A new study found that dressing for a workout provides the same benefit as talking about it.
Gluten Supporters To Rally For More Gluten
Chef The Gluten Gourmet is donating proceeds from his annual gluten telethon to the cause.
Calorie Guides Create Race Of Guilt-Ridden Fat People
Many obese use online calorie guides because unlike books, the pages don't stick together.
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