Wednesday | August 20, 2014
Tony The Tiger Admits Frosted Flakes Are 'Pretty Good' At Best
Tony said the revelation is like a giant weight has been lifted off his shoulders and now he doesn't need to sneak around whenever he has a bowl of Krave instead.
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NY Times Editor Fired For Bringing Vagina To Work
Sources say Jill Abramson and her vagina were "pretty much attached at the hip" every day.
Corns At 30-Month High Fuel Demand For Salve
A sharp rise in reports of painful corns at doctors' offices highlights the growing need.
Shoppers Fight Over Last Incandescent Light Bulbs
Desperate consumers are grasping to hold on to the only type of light they've ever known.
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TD Bank Replaces Frumpy Tellers With Sexy Coeds
Anyone opening a new account will receive a new toaster or a pair of slightly-used panties.
Upstart Horsemeat Industry Fights Negative Stereotypes
Meet the man who hopes to change your view of the horse from companion animal to main dish.
More Workplace Bullying Being Outsourced Overseas
Despite the disappointing news, pundits say Americans remain #1 in stealing office supplies.
New Millennial Intern Doing A Great Job
Kayla Banks credits college with preparing her well, although her collating needs some work.
Apple Importing Chinese Orphans To Work In U.S.
This follows the employment model of landscape companies who import Latinos by the carload.
Nike Unveils New Slogan: "Born To Die"
Execs say unlike 'Just Do It' the new slogan stops short of actually telling people to die.
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