Thursday | July 24, 2014
Study Links Living To Higher Risk Of Death
The study did not factor in particular qualifications of living, such as having in-laws, teenaged children, or any one of a myriad of the so-called death wishes.
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World Gang Expo 2014 Kicks Off In LA
The World Gang Expo promises more booths and onsite violence than any show of its kind.
Trapper Keeper Breast Pumps: Back To School Must
CAP News takes a look at how this washed-up brand re-emerged as a back-to-school powerhouse.
Tony The Tiger Admits Frosted Flakes Are 'Pretty Good' At Best
Tony said he is relieved his secret is finally out but he knows he needs to find a new gig.
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IRS "Didn't Know" Agent Retired In 2003
Some think they vaguely recall a party from back then but can't remember what it was for.
Top Obama Advisors Favor Adding Croutons To Salad
Obama is considering four final options as recommended by his culinary security council.
VA Summer Outing Serves Up Burgers, Apologies
For the 150 or so veterans who came to the gathering, it really did make things all better.
Fatah, Hamas To Collaborate On Rap Album
The breakout rap album features the lyrical styling of Mahmoudy Moud and the Fatah Bunch.
World Foosball Cup Comes To Poland Amid Controversy
It's being touted as a scalper's paradise and just the shot in the arm that Poland needs.
Mark Hamill Stubs Toe, Delays Star Wars Filming
Hamill said the injury reminds him of the time he lost his hand while fighting his father.
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