Employers Back Merit Based Contraception Coverage
New legislation allows employers to withhold contraception from female workers if job performance is lacking, forcimg them to abstain or go with the rhythm method.
TODAY'S TOP STORIES
Massachusetts Issues Lizza D Warning
The warning caught residents off guard who just finished digging out from 17 feet of snow.
Microsoft Unveils Long-Awaited eToilet
Microsoft's latest novelty combines SmartThrone innovation with patented eLoo technology.
Weapons-Grade Plutonium Price Hits All-Time High
A bump in the price of enriched Uranium, Isotopic-U3O8 35%, is partly to blame for the spike.
CAP NEWS BRIEFS
Scientists Discover Snow Turns Drivers Into Idiots
Seasonal Driving Disorder (SDD) causes drivers to forget things like what the brakes do.
Snowbound Commuters Use Kids To Hold Parking Spots
Even more common, say authorities, is residents leaving pets to hold their parking spots.
Study Finds Most Clams Severely Depressed
The study claims that only about .01% of all the clams in the world are really truly happy.
Cleanup Of Solar Energy Spill Underway In Montana
Sales of sunscreen have skyrocketed as officials warn of an extremely high UV index nearby.
Actor Reginald VelJohnson Still Wearing Cop Uniform
The former television star can be seen wandering the streets still pretending to be a cop.
Patriots Accused Of Using Nerf Footballs Against Colts
Officials claim New England played the entire third quarter with the Nerf Vortex Aero Howler.
CAP NEWS TRENDING
Kentucky Discovers Tunnel From West Virginia
Papa Gino's Perfects Non-Absorbent Napkin
Islamic Radicals Target 'Garfield Minus Garfield'
- Study: Comic Book Females 'Improbably Busty'
- U.S. Offers France Pick Of Any Celebrity For Next Peace Rally
- Baltimore Named Shittiest City In America
- NFL Apologizes For Missed Call During 2008 Game
- Foreign Travelers To US See Strict Deodorant Checks
- Hall Of Fame Honors First Annoying Cell Phone Guy
CAP NEWS VAULT