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Restaurant Mascots Association reports Jared Fogle no longer invited to summer outing, announces Grimace will bring the potato salad instead


State Department investigation finds Hillary Clinton did email secret family recipes from her server, but either withheld or encrypted key ingredients


Donald Trump is slamming White House plans to curb opioid addiction, saying it unfairly targets him and his supporters


New survey finds most parents of young adult terrorists long for the days when kids were more apathetic and just played video games


General Mills announces plans to discontinue its new cereal Diabeteos, acknowledges that the sugar content may be "a little high"


Dept Of Veteran's Affairs to pay benefits to thousands of Vietnam War veterans who may have been exposed to Jane Fonda in the early '70s


Society For Gay Racists up in arms over typo that has South Carolina calling for removal of the state's confederate fag


LeBron James challenges Golden State to double or nothing, winner take all game of HORSE


US State Department confirms that an airstrike has killed top al Qaeda leader Myhstar Belmyhstar in the Syrian port city of Kyrie


Massachusetts woman accused of forcing elderly mother to commute with her to and from work in order to drive in HOV lane

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