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New warning issued by U.S. State Department says Iran just 3 to 4 years away from developing microwave popcorn that doesn't burn when overcooked


Justice Department issues subpoena for all computer files related to Hillary Clinton's 2012 online journal, "My Benghazi Blog"


Chicago Bulls point guard Derrick Rose to have leg replacement surgery, expects to be back in time for playoffs


Congress passes record 17 bills in one day as House and Senate enjoy a couple ounces of legalized pot before voting


White House upset President Obama wasn't told Benjamin Netanyahu would be guest caller for Congressional Bingo Night


FCC rules Internet providers must stream all porn at the same speed, whether it's hot babes or skanky ho's


Rudy Giuliani says President Obama does not love parades; White House calls the accusation "ludicrous" #ObamaLovesAParade


President Obama urging Americans to take part in the Homeland Security magazine drive to help fund the country's anti-terrorism efforts after the department's budget runs out this Friday


Ashton Kutcher says he's honored but confused why President Obama would appoint him the next Defense Secretary, but is glad to have something lined up now that 'Two And A Half Men' is over


Experts question Brian Williams' claim that an IED blew off his limb while reporting in Afghanistan and that he sewed it back on during his return flight to the United States

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