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FCC rules Internet providers must stream all porn at the same speed, whether it's hot babes or skanky ho's


Rudy Giuliani says President Obama does not love parades; White House calls the accusation "ludicrous" #ObamaLovesAParade


President Obama urging Americans to take part in the Homeland Security magazine drive to help fund the country's anti-terrorism efforts after the department's budget runs out this Friday


Ashton Kutcher says he's honored but confused why President Obama would appoint him the next Defense Secretary, but is glad to have something lined up now that 'Two And A Half Men' is over


Experts question Brian Williams' claim that an IED blew off his limb while reporting in Afghanistan and that he sewed it back on during his return flight to the United States


New study links measles vaccine with higher chance of not contracting the disease


Newly retired Jeff Gordon cited for driving in breakdown lane, said he was "going nutty" sitting in traffic


Congress passes new 'Right To Lie' law for politicians with less than six months left to serve before re-election


Patriots caught trying to sneak snow-making machine into University of Phoenix Stadium for competitive advantage during Super Bowl


President Obama concludes trip through Midwest to explain salient points from State Of The Union for that part of the country that only reads at a third grade level

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