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New study links measles vaccine with higher chance of not contracting the disease


Newly retired Jeff Gordon cited for driving in breakdown lane, said he was "going nutty" sitting in traffic


Congress passes new 'Right To Lie' law for politicians with less than six months left to serve before re-election


Patriots caught trying to sneak snow-making machine into University of Phoenix Stadium for competitive advantage during Super Bowl


President Obama concludes trip through Midwest to explain salient points from State Of The Union for that part of the country that only reads at a third grade level


Body of deceased Saudi King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz to be placed in high pressure kiln and turned into limited edition collectible crude oil


US Capitol janitor confirms he did have to wake a sleeping Joe Biden from his seat behind the podium while cleaning up hours after the State Of The Union


Boston judge pardons Mark Wahlberg for 1991 incident in which he attempted to impersonate a singer by releasing "Good Vibrations"


NFL says if Patriots had deflated footballs, their punt would have wedged in Josh Cribbs' facemask, not bounced off of it


The X-Files returning to Fox with all-new characters E-Cigarette Man, Dentures Man, and Edward Snowden as leader of the reconstituted Lone Gunmen

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