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General Mills announces plans to discontinue its new cereal Diabeteos, acknowledges that the sugar content may be "a little high"


Dept Of Veteran's Affairs to pay benefits to thousands of Vietnam War veterans who may have been exposed to Jane Fonda in the early '70s


Society For Gay Racists up in arms over typo that has South Carolina calling for removal of the state's confederate fag


LeBron James challenges Golden State to double or nothing, winner take all game of HORSE


US State Department confirms that an airstrike has killed top al Qaeda leader Myhstar Belmyhstar in the Syrian port city of Kyrie


Massachusetts woman accused of forcing elderly mother to commute with her to and from work in order to drive in HOV lane


Taylor Swift says she plans to try speed dating because she's short on time and wants to pull together material for a new album


Rick Perry to announce his 2016 presidential bid during opening statements of his public corruption trial


Kim Kardashian announces she is pregnant, says she and Kanye plan to name the baby SXSW


Hillary Clinton accuses Rand Paul of crank calling her at 3am but the NSA has no phone records with which to prove it

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