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President Obama visits Alaska, vows to reunite cast of 'Northern Exposure' for show's 20th anniversary


Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis now refuses to offer marriage licenses to straight couples, saying after three divorces she just doesn't believe in marriage at all anymore


Restaurant Mascots Association reports Jared Fogle no longer invited to summer outing, announces Grimace will bring the potato salad instead


State Department investigation finds Hillary Clinton did email secret family recipes from her server, but either withheld or encrypted key ingredients


Donald Trump is slamming White House plans to curb opioid addiction, saying it unfairly targets him and his supporters


New survey finds most parents of young adult terrorists long for the days when kids were more apathetic and just played video games


General Mills announces plans to discontinue its new cereal Diabeteos, acknowledges that the sugar content may be "a little high"


Dept Of Veteran's Affairs to pay benefits to thousands of Vietnam War veterans who may have been exposed to Jane Fonda in the early '70s


Society For Gay Racists up in arms over typo that has South Carolina calling for removal of the state's confederate fag


LeBron James challenges Golden State to double or nothing, winner take all game of HORSE

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