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New Stills From Iron Man 3 Look Exactly Like First Two

New Stills From Iron Man 3 Look Exactly Like First Two
Producers looking to cut back on expenses plan to replace Robert Downey, Jr. with some guy in an Iron Man hoodie for the next installment.

HOLLYWOOD (CAP) - The fan community is buzzing this week with the release of four new still photos from the upcoming Iron Man 3, which are notable for the way they look almost identical to scenes from the first two Iron Man movies.

"Dude, look at this one, where you see Iron Man flying - now we know he'll be flying in this movie!" said Josh Carlisle, 21, of Freehold, N.J., who was among thousands of fans who waited up until midnight for the release of the stills. "This is going to be awesome!"

The stills also included shots of Robert Downey Jr. looking sardonically into the distance as his chest glowed, and Gwyneth Paltrow giving Downey a bemused look.

"Dude, she is like, so bemused!" Carlisle noted. "This is definitely going to be the best of the three! I mean, you can just tell from these pictures. This was so worth waiting up for."

Iron Man 3 is due out in theaters next year, and is expected to be the last Iron Man film before the series is rebooted in 2015, retelling the story of the first Iron Man with an entire new cast.

"Man, this is going to be the best reboot since the reboot of the last Spider-Man reboot!" Carlisle said. "I can't wait to see still pictures from that!"

In a late-breaking development, meanwhile, Marvel announced that it had accidentally released stills from Iron Man 1&2, but that it was not a big deal because the third movie will look exactly the same.

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New Star Trek Movie Almost As Popular As George Takei
New Star Trek Movie Almost As Popular As George Takei

HOLLYWOOD (CAP) - Star Trek: Into Darkness, the second Trek movie in the series of reboots directed by J.J. Abrams, ruled the box office over the weekend, drawing almost as huge an audience as one of George Takei's Facebook memes involving Capt. Jean-Luc Picard or a cat.

"Really, we couldn't be any happier," said Peter Franklin of Paramount Pictures of the opening weekend gross. "About the only way we could have done better is if we had made a meme involving Darth Vader or Willy Wonka or gay marriage, and George Takei had shared it."

Takei, who played Hikaru Sulu in the original Star Trek series, now spends most of his time sharing memes on Facebook that are in turn liked and shared by his over 100 million followers, usually within minutes.


Lindsay Lohan To Have Rehab Wing Named For Her
Lindsay Lohan To Have Rehab Wing Named For Her

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. (CAP) - Even as news continues to filter out about whether and where Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab, officials at the Morningside Recovery Center are flattered that Lindsay Lohan would fly all the way across the country just to visit them - so much so that they have decided to name a wing after the troubled actress.

"Just as we are dedicated to providing exceptional care, treatment and services to the plethora of junkies, lushes and losers who walk through our doors, it's only appropriate that we honor those who show the same dedication by coming back again and again," the center said in a prepared statement.

The newly named Lohan Adjunct is located inside Morningside's clinical building and contains half a dozen general purpose rooms perfect for impromptu meetings with one's agent, signing the first 100 copies of one's tell-all book, or discussing rights to the movie with producers.


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