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Ann Romney's "Let's Ride!" Pushes Kids Into Dressage

Ann Romney's 'Let's Ride!' Pushes Kids Into Dressage
Ann Romney discusses her new program while visiting a local horse farm.

MIAMI (CAP) - Ann Romney has come under fire in recent days for her assistance in developing Let's Ride!, an initiative which encourages children to explore the Olympic equestrian sport known as dressage.

"Ann is a huge supporter of dressage, or horse ballet," said Bridget Morehouse, a long-time friend of the Romneys. "She feels strongly that it is the sort of sport every child should participate in. It builds character, and it's also a great way to get exercise and fresh air."

Parallels have been drawn between Mrs. Romney's project and Let's Move!, a program developed by First Lady Michelle Obama to combat childhood obesity by encouraging children to be more physically active. However, critics claim that the forms of exercise recommended by Let's Move!, which include playing organized sports and riding bikes, are far more realistic activities for most American children, particularly those who lack horses.

Many have also noted that a suitable dressage horse starts at $10,000, and that beginners' lessons are upwards of $75 an hour - which is arguably unaffordable for many American families who are already having trouble budgeting for food and medical costs.

Information on the Let's Ride! website suggests that parents worried about the cost of a horse replace their family car with one.

"Buying horses is fun!" Ann Romney tells viewers in a brief video clip. "I've bought nearly a dozen! Sometimes I travel to Germany to buy them." Mrs. Romney pauses, and then adds, "But from now on, I'm going to stick with American-made horses."

For those families who live in urban areas without access to stables and pastureland, the idea has been met with incredulity.

"If Let's Ride! is an example of type kind of cause Ann Romney would be championing as First Lady, then it's a clear indication of the extent to which the Romneys are out of touch with the lives of most Americans," said political analyst Margaret Kent.

"The idea that parents should provide their kids with 'horse-dancing' lessons, when in today's economy many families are struggling to pay their mortgages, is frankly laughable," she added.

Still, the Let's Ride! program, which has been introduced to several hundred youth programs across the country during informational sessions complete with colorful slideshows, has received early support from parents.

"I think it's a great program, and my girls can't wait to take riding lessons," said Tina Schwartz, a Washington, DC-area mother of two. "It's a dream come true for them. I never thought they would have this opportunity. Thank you, Ann Romney!"

Upon learning that dressage lessons were not actually available through her daughters' school, Schwartz revised her opinion. "Are you f#$&% kidding me?" she said. "I'm supposed to buy a horse so they can do this?"

Schwartz later reported that she had instead bought her daughters an Xbox.

- Molly Schoemann
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OJ Simpson Seeks Retrial, Plans To Plead Guilty
OJ Simpson Seeks Retrial, Plans To Plead Guilty

LAS VEGAS (CAP) - O.J. Simpson is back in court again today seeking a retrial of his 2008 conviction for robbery and kidnapping and says if granted, this time he'll plead guilty and save the state the cost of a new trial.

"The way I figure it, judges are a lot more lenient when you admit your guilt and say you're sorry," Simpson told reporters. "So hopefully with a new trial I can get off with time served and put this whole nonsense behind me.

"Besides, I can't look for the real killer of Nicole and Ron if I'm all cooped up behind bars," he noted.


NFL Expands Rosters To 54 To Make Room For Gays
NFL Expands Rosters To 54 To Make Room For Gays

NEW YORK (CAP) - The NFL is slated to become the first major professional sport to openly endorse the use of homosexuals thanks to a decision by Commissioner Roger Goodell to expand each team's regular season roster to 54 players.

"Critics will tell you that football is a straight man's game," Goodell said at the press conference to announce the change. "I know, there's nothing straighter than one guy grabbing another guy by the waist, throwing him to the ground, and then jumping on him.

"But let's face it, this is the day of the gay, and we're going to capitalize on that," he added.


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