Boy Suspended For Drawing Jesus Shooting Santa
School administrators said their concern stemmed not from idea of Jesus shooting Santa, but the way blood was spurting so graphically from Santa's lifeless body.
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Gingerbread Man Eaten After 3-County Kill Spree
The case drew much attention and prompted a "Save The Gingerbread Man" group on Facebook.
Violence Against Mall Santas Escalates
The violence follows a string of events all focused around the cost of a photo with Santa.
Obama To Guest Host Episode Of Barefoot Contessa
Producers may have the president cook only microwave-safe meals or maybe some mac-n-cheese.
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Santa's Elves Caught In Recalled Toy Sting
The accused elves have enlisted the services of well-known celebrity lawyer Alan Dershowitz.
'Monster Under The Bed' Gag Both Amuses, Teaches
MUTB is modeled after the popular holiday doll Elf On The Shelf that keeps an eye on kids.
Wal-Mart Arms Greeters With Semi-Automatic Guns
The move reminds people when Wal-Mart tried outfitting greeters with Tasers back in 2005.
Schools Rail Against New 'Hexting' Fad
Hexting involves sending curses via text message, which range from bad hair to big pimples.
Amazon Offers Discounts For Torching Retail Stores
Some say Amazon's new mobile app "Price Burn" isn't meant to be taken quite so literally.
Post Office To Pay Tribute To Glory Days Of Porn
The USPS is hoping to get people interested in discretely-wrapped porn magazines once again.
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