ALS Association Holds Fundraiser For Sno-Cone Makers Union
With a massive ice shortage in full swing, ALSA officials say they may have to instead try the dry ice bucket challenge or the packing peanuts bucket challenge.
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Scabies Named Comeback Affliction Of The Year
Scabies scooted past Chlamydia to grab the coveted top spot in this year's disease poll.
Five Below Buys Family Dollar, Creates New Store 'Two Fiddy'
Company managers celebrated the deal with burgers from Five Guys and a trip to Six Flags.
Walmart To Offer Bail Bonds, Paternity Testing
Walmart says they hope to provide a complete shopping experience for the discerning deadbeat.
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Obama Deploys Drones, Beavers To Protect Iraqi Dam
If this works out, Obama said he'll utilize arctic foxes due to their untapped potential.
Cellphone Camera Concert Pictures Win Pulitzer Nod
Critics say there is no denying the haunting beauty of the blurry headache-inducing pics.
Study: Half Of U.S. Adults Will Be Obtuse By 2030
The study listed a range of known societal factors, including reality TV and Rish Limbaugh.
Teens Choose Alcohol, Unprotected Sex In New 'Choice Awards'
Some parents expressed surprise at the results, saying their teens only make good choices.
Scientists Unearth Largest Upagus Ever To Roam Land
Scholars have launched a "Follow That Upagus!" campaign to help increase public awareness.
Palin, Brown Announce 2015 Presidential Bid
The two are trying to gain ground in a GOP party that has dumped them like unwanted dogs.
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Cavaliers Secret New Game Plan Leaked
Israel, Hamas Agree On Ceasefire For Potty Break