Saturday | August 2, 2014
Palin, Brown Announce 2015 Presidential Bid
The unlikely pairing comes as both former political heavyweights try to obtain a foothold in a GOP landscape that has left them behind like unwanted family dogs.
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Cavaliers Secret New Game Plan Leaked
Sources say the leak was done on purpose to increase advanced ticket sales for next season.
Israel, Hamas Agree On Ceasefire For Potty Break
However, the two can't come to terms on whether the toilet paper should roll over or under.
Study Links Living To Higher Risk Of Death
The study did not factor in any qualifications of life such as having in-laws or children.
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World Gang Expo 2014 Kicks Off In LA
The World Gang Expo promises more booths and onsite violence than any show of its kind.
Trapper Keeper Breast Pumps: Back To School Must
CAP News takes a look at how this washed-up brand re-emerged as a back-to-school powerhouse.
Tony The Tiger Admits Frosted Flakes Are 'Pretty Good' At Best
Tony said he is relieved his secret is finally out but he knows he needs to find a new gig.
IRS "Didn't Know" Agent Retired In 2003
Some think they vaguely recall a party from back then but can't remember what it was for.
Top Obama Advisors Favor Adding Croutons To Salad
Obama is considering four final options as recommended by his culinary security council.
VA Summer Outing Serves Up Burgers, Apologies
For the 150 or so veterans who came to the gathering, it really did make things all better.
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